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I’m Quiting

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I regret to inform everyone that I will no longer be a software engineer.

For a long time, this industry has annoyed the hell out of me with its’ hard problems and theoretical solutions. Its’ crazy managers and its’ unsocial developers. Its’ caveman tools and out-dated practices.

Next week I will be leaving for Japan to train as a sushi chef where I will no longer have to think about fucking abstraction.

Good bye internet, I will not miss you.

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11 Responses to “I’m Quiting”

  1. Lee Provoost on April 1st, 2008 2:34 am

    While you’re there anyway, get also trained on the fugu fish preparation. πŸ˜‰ If after today, you change your mind you can still serve some poisonous fish to the crazy managers and unsocial developers :-p

  2. Brian Donahue on April 1st, 2008 6:37 am

    You should probably spell “quitting” correctly in your April Fool’s post! πŸ˜›

  3. Chad Myers on April 1st, 2008 6:51 am

    Good luck with all that mercury. I think the Internet might actually be less harmful to your health. Why not garbage collector or the lice inspector at the local county jail?

  4. Max Pool on April 1st, 2008 7:08 am

    @Chad –

    ROFL, hahahaha – lice inspector…that’s a good one…

  5. Mitch on April 1st, 2008 7:58 am

    “Its’ caveman tools and out-dated practices.” What do you think sushi chefs use?

  6. Max Pool on April 1st, 2008 8:00 am

    @Mitch –

    Ginsu knives are a technological achievement.

  7. Jeremy Neuharth on April 1st, 2008 8:40 am

    I always figured you to be more of a sushi chef then a developer anyhow.

  8. Jon Silvers on April 1st, 2008 10:41 am

    Bad timing! Mercury levels have skyrocketed and the fishing industry has been banned for at least 7 years. There are openings in the fair trade, organic, cruelty-free soybean hydroponics industry.

  9. Ian Suttle on April 1st, 2008 10:48 am

    I sure wish this was an April Fools day joke.

  10. Corey on April 1st, 2008 11:11 am

    I kept thinking that it’s only a matter of time until this train wreck comes to an end.

  11. booboo on April 1st, 2008 1:29 pm

    You wish this was NOT an April Fools day joke

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